Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Are these jokes???

(Warning: if you are a devout muslim I would suggest you not to read them. These are very hateful and projects wrong ideas about our society)

I don't know if these are jokes. But these represent the shocking outlook of the western rightists about Islam, Muslims and Arabs. It just makes me wonder that why people who has such hateful outlook and narrowmindedness call muslims aggressive and has terrorism and islam synonymous?

(Jokes)

Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse?
A. It's no fun beating a dead horse.

What does Tehran have in common with Hiroshima?

Nothing yet.

New York 2031
A father and his son are walking the Manhattan streets when the father stops at a vacant lot takes a deep breath and tells his son: “To think that at one time here on this very lot stood the Twin Towers.”
The son looks at his father and asked: “Dad, what are the Twin Towers?”
Father says: “My dear son, the Twin Towers were two tremendously tall buildings with lots of offices that were the heart of the United States, but approx 30 years ago, several Arabs destroyed the buildings.”
The boy thinks for a minute and then asks his father: “Daddy, what are Arabs?”

Q: What do you do when you see 100 dead Arabs?
A: Laugh and reload!

15 skinheads chase a Muslim into a shop and proceed to kick 7 flavors of shi’ite out of him. Eventually, the police arrive and arrest everyone.
One of the cops walks over to the assistant and asks if he saw it all happen.
When the clerk replies “yes”, the cop asks why he didn’t help out.
“I thought 15 was enough,” came the reply.

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