Shazia Mirza

Jokes by Shazia Mirza (From Wikipedia)

• "Good evening, I'm Shazia Mirza. At least, that's what it says on my pilot's licence." (October 2001)

• "Yes, 37 degrees in Mumbai! No not the temperature, that's the degree the plane landed at! I mean, the Americans applaud for any landing, but really, these people should applaud and be thanking their God because they managed to survive!"

• "My mother always tells me to fly Pakistan International Airlines or Emirates Airline because she says "they're never going to blow up their own!"

• "I went over to America... no, not to blow things up"